Monday, June 21, 2010

"My Dear BP"

My Dear BP,

I want to apologize for the citizens whining and those that are demanding that they be financially compensated for lost revenue as a result of the oil spill in the Gulf. I further want to express my sincerest apology to you for the President of the U.S. shaking you down for $20 billion dollars because of this catastrophic incident. The nerve of these folks!

Okay! You're responsible for the deaths of 11 former employees of your company and the worst environmental and ecological disaster in American history. But it’s not completely you're fault, and I for one forgive you.

Whether you're right or wrong I will always stand by your side BP. I am committed to you, not my constituents.

Your servant always,
Rep. Joe Barton.



Anthony P. Johnson